谁有5人搞笑英语短剧剧本大神们帮帮忙大学英语小组（5人）短剧表演,时间就快到了…… 我们这些英语白痴 只能求救了 汗 要搞笑的啊

谁有5人搞笑英语短剧剧本大神们帮帮忙大学英语小组（5人）短剧表演,时间就快到了…… 我们这些英语白痴 只能求救了 汗 要搞笑的啊
谁有5人搞笑英语短剧剧本大神们帮帮忙
大学英语小组（5人）短剧表演,时间就快到了…… 我们这些英语白痴 只能求救了 汗 要搞笑的啊

谁有5人搞笑英语短剧剧本大神们帮帮忙大学英语小组（5人）短剧表演,时间就快到了…… 我们这些英语白痴 只能求救了 汗 要搞笑的啊
prologue j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked,but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong..i’m not afraid of you!!then,i’m afraid of whom!my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care.i only want she to be tender than me.but she is not!having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!my god!who can help me?act1 jm:i can!lunch!lunch!where are you?l:i’m here!what’s up ,mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… l:but…… jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me!since i married your son,that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all daylong,cooking and washing.i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l(:oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?go and ask your son.i’m leaving!act2 l:mum,i’m back!lm:you are back?why?what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm:see!i have already told you!when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny,i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.look at yourself…… l:but,mum…… lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i’m not interrupting you.i just want to tell you that you are always right ok?and i’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm:nice girl!just now,i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again,i ’ll go and tell him.l:what?the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?wha