我想要一个英语剧本一个三人对话小品,五分钟内,

我想要一个英语剧本一个三人对话小品,五分钟内,
我想要一个英语剧本
一个三人对话小品,五分钟内,

我想要一个英语剧本一个三人对话小品,五分钟内,
Little Duck
One sunny Sunday morning,Little Duck went to visit his grandma.On his way,he met Mr.Cat and Mr.Goat,who were both in trouble.Little Duck was very kind,and he helped them.So everybody had a good day.
剧中角色：Little Duck,Mr.Cat,Mr.Goat
（星期天,小鸭子在睡觉.电话铃响了.）
Little Duck:Hello,this is Little Duck speaking.Who’s that?Oh,dear Grandma.Yes,I’m fine.I miss you very much.I’ll come to visit you this morning.Good bye.
Little Duck::Wow!What a sunny day!I’m going to visit my grandma.
（猫先生正在河边捉鱼.但是他总是抓不到.）
Little Duck:Good morning,Mr.Cat.How are you?
Mr.Cat:Fine.Thank you,and you?
Little Duck:I’m fine,too.What are you doing?
Mr.Cat:I’m catching fish!Look!It’s a big fish!But I can’t catch it!
Little Duck:Don’t worry.Let me help you.
（小鸭子跳入河里,帮猫先生捉到了鱼.）
Little Duck:Here you are.Have a good meal.
Mr.Cat:Thank you.It’s so kind of you.
Little Duck:My pleasure.（抬头看看天色）I have to go now.
Mr.Goat:Help!Help!
Little Duck:Who’s crying?
Mr.Cat:I don’t know.
Little Duck:Let’s go and see.
Mr.Cat:Alright.
（小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找.）
Mr.Cat:Here!It’s Mr.Goat!
Little Duck:What’s wrong with you,Mr.Goat?
Mr.Goat:I was running while singing.But I ran too fast and fell down.My leg is broken.I can’t stand up.
Little Duck:Don’t worry.Let me help you.Mr.Cat,can you do me a favor?
Mr.Cat:Sure.
（他们把山羊先生扶起来.然后一起送山羊先生回了家.）
Mr.Goat:Thank you very much.
Little Duck:It’s alright.Oh,it’s too late.I have to go now.
Mr.Cat and Mr.Goat:Where are you going?
Little Duck:I’m going to visit my grandma.
Mr.Cat and Mr.Goat:Thank you for helping us.
Little Duck:It’s my pleasure.
Mr.Cat and Mr.Goat:Have a good time!
Little Duck:I will.Good bye!
Mr.Cat and Mr.Goat:Good bye!

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Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector ...

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Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.

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