有英文的个性签名吗

有英文的个性签名吗
有英文的个性签名吗

有英文的个性签名吗
1.Don't hate me because I'm beautiful,hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
2.Men,Coffee & Chocolate...The Richer The Better.
3.Kissing is like drinking salted water.You drink,and your thirst increases.Kissing is like drinking salted water.You drink,and your thirst increases.

(#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
Born 2 XLR...

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(#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
Born 2 XLR-8
-=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
-Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
? nEvEr ? wAnTeD? To Be ? DiFFeReNt ? I jUsT? wAnTeD ?To Be ? mE ?
[One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
-=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
{Straight Outta Compton}
MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Save water, Drink beer.
Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
I bent my wookie.
Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
-={Rule Breaker}=-
[Large and in charge]
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
==HellRaiser==
Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
Too Cool
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
Gold-Lust!
2 Cool, but hey, I ain't no fool!
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Dont steal, the government hates competition
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
I'm Cool, I ain't no fool, Instead of going to school, I chill out in my swimming pool!

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everything happens for a reason 这个世界，没有偶然。
I love to sleep. I'd sleep all day if I could. 我爱睡觉。如果可以，我愿睡到天荒地老
﹏ You are my Baby、
You be more beautiful, also enemy nevertheless such beauty（你...

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everything happens for a reason 这个世界，没有偶然。
I love to sleep. I'd sleep all day if I could. 我爱睡觉。如果可以，我愿睡到天荒地老
﹏ You are my Baby、
You be more beautiful, also enemy nevertheless such beauty（你再美，也敌不过红颜祸水）
Nothing you confess will make me love you less. 你的任何坦白，都不会丝毫减少我对你的爱。

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focus me & fuc k u.

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.