英语笑话 比赛用一分钟内能背完!长一点,一分钟内能背完!

英语笑话 比赛用一分钟内能背完!长一点,一分钟内能背完!
英语笑话 比赛用
一分钟内能背完!
长一点,一分钟内能背完!

英语笑话 比赛用一分钟内能背完!长一点,一分钟内能背完!
1.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the egg?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪儿?
老师:你能用"鸡蛋"一词造句吗?
学生:可以.我昨天吃了一块蛋糕.
老师:那么"鸡蛋"在哪儿?
学生:在蛋糕里,先生.
2.Logic Reasoning
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?
A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?
逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课.她举了这么一个例子：有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里.于是他开始挣扎并喊救命.他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸.谁能告诉我这是为什么? 一个女生举手答道,是不是去取他的存款?
3.Roses for My Wife
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.
Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.
Yes, I said.
For her birthday? she asked.
No, I replied.
For your anniversary?
No, I said again.
As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.
给妻子的玫瑰
一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰.我挑了一打,走进店里,一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼.
先生,这些是送给你妻子的吗?她问道.
是的,我说.
她的生日?她问.
不是,我回答.
你们的结婚纪念日?
不是,我又答道.
当我将找回的钱装进口袋,朝门口走去时,那年轻的女人冲我喊道：希望她能原谅你.
4.A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．
His was a sad case,said the attendant．Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．
Terrible,said a visitor．
Presently they came to a padded cell,in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．
That's the other man,said the attendant．
两个男人
一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院.在院子里他们遇见一个人,他长着一双疯狂的眼睛,头发蓬乱,正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇,把它们装在他的口袋里.
他的病很惨,陪同人说.在他当兵打仗的时候,他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了.
真可怕,一个游客说.
不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前,听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼.
这就是那另一个男人,陪同人说.
5. An Ugly Woman
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
丑女
麦克：一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬.
玛丽：为什么会那样呢?
麦克：她根本就没有带面具.